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    March 27

    对恋人感情和关系的建模尝试

    下午和朝阳、小贝在群里聊天,因为mike整天叫嚣出轨,所以话题就
    转到了gg对mm的感情上去了,聊着聊着,居然发现可以对感情建模,
    以此判断gg感情出轨的可能性,聊了不少,觉得也蛮有趣,不忍遗忘,
    那就留个痕迹。
    
    模型很简单,y=f(x),
    y表示感情的深度,正值表示热爱、喜爱、爱的死去活来的程度,零或
    负值表示冷淡、疏远、无感情、要分手、要抛弃甚至厌烦、憎恨……
    
    x代表两人在一起的年限,x>0;
    
    y'=dy/dx,也就是对y求一阶导数,表示一次诱惑对感情深度的挑战,
    
    y''=ddy/d^2x,也就是对y求二阶导,表示二次诱惑对感情深度的挑战,
    
    高阶导数的意义以此类推。
    
    下面开始介绍不同函数刻画的感情模型及其代表的意义:
    
    模型一:y=c (c为正实常数)
    表象:感情的深度和年限无关,听上去不错,感情永远不变,一生一世
    出轨可能:常函数求一阶导后等于0,经过一次出轨的诱惑就没有感情了,
    诺言都是谎言,哈哈
    
    模型二:y=x^n (n为自然数)
    表象:感情与日俱增,不错,如同陈年老酒,越酿越香
    出轨可能:
            若n=1,求两次导就变心啦
            若n>1,总有经过n次诱惑后变心的
    
    模型三:y=x^a (a为正实数/自然数)
    表象:同模型二
    出轨可能:y'=ax^(a-1),那么a-n终有小于0的时候,n阶导数自有小于0
    的时候,诱惑的次数或许总是有限的,但是痛哭流涕的悔过和屡教不改
    却也是在这一类型发生的惯常现象
    
    大多数人应该是模型二或模型三所刻画的吧(朝阳观点)
    
    模型四:y=sin(x)或者y=cos(x)
    表象:不可靠啊不可靠,朝三暮四,这不是花花公子的典型么?
    出轨可能:经历一次诱惑就会彻底改变一次态度,不可靠
    
    模型五:y=e^x
    表象:基本类同模型二、三
    出轨可能:你求求导看看?你诱惑诱惑试试?人间极品啊!
    
    那么,你是哪一类型呢?
    嘿嘿

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    小西wrote:
    路过~~~
    Nov. 18
    Guang Zhuwrote:
    y=0
    Apr. 15
    Jingwrote:
    经典!mm感情模型大约可以照搬吧,哈哈
    Apr. 8
    Picture of Anonymous
    数星星的圣伯纳 wrote:
    y = e^ {-x}这种类型有什么特色?我都忘了
    Mar. 31
    天。。。。
    天书。。。
    对于文科这一类型的。。。
     
    Mar. 30
    Huafei Sunwrote:
    你是不是忘了还有一种, y = e^ {-x}
    Mar. 29

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